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加藤故 (Katou Yue) ([personal profile] 420leafclover) wrote2012-01-16 05:47 pm
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((IC: Belated Vacation antics, whatever I DO WHAT I WANT))

[THE SETTING: The Czech Republic, Prague. A teenage stoner and a ninja delivery girl, neither wearing their natural hair colour, pondering tanks]

So you're telling me I get to drive this? You're not just fucking with me?
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the_ex_in_xp: (Drinking game: senior year of college!)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Besides, why else would they be taking us to some run down field, far away from civilization, if they weren't trying to make sure our tank driving awesomeness doesn't crush some historic landmark?

Or rob us while we're out of the way, but fuck that. These guys wouldn't even be first level fodder.
420leafclover: Lyrics from "Champagne" by Cavo. (Your eyes seem so lonely inside you)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-17 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
And then we'd still have the tank.
the_ex_in_xp: (Just did a 68 aerial combo on your heart)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it would be a great bonus level trophy to get a tank. But I've checked, these guys are on the up and up.
420leafclover: Lyrics from "Light My Fire" by The Doors. (Try now we can only lose)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-17 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Any ending that winds up with me driving a tank is a good ending.
the_ex_in_xp: (Bang bang my baby shot me down)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
That's a good start. Getting out of the tank in one piece is a good ending.

So you want to go first? We both get turns.
420leafclover: (Colours in your mind)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-17 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hell yes, I wanna go first.
the_ex_in_xp: (Trust me I'm a great human being)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Just leave enough of the tank intact for my turn, okay?
420leafclover: Lyrics from "Junkhead" by Alice in Chains. (Content and fully aware)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-17 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not making any promises I might not be able to keep to you.

[and then there was a tank. and a plantangel being taught how to use it, this was a terrible plan :'D]
the_ex_in_xp: (Give this year a D for "delightful")

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
At least you're honest about it.

[yes there is training, and hilarious bad translation failures, and Ramona reaffirming how she makes questionable decisions]

So basically it's like playing an XBox but real.
420leafclover: Lyrics from "Amsterdam" by Crowded House (All the diamonds and the spice)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-17 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
And people think you don't learn anything from video games.
the_ex_in_xp: (Cosplaying Peter & MJ seems ill-advised)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I think you can learn plenty from video games. The point is learning the real stuff too, so just remember what the instructor said about throttle. That was the word for it right?
420leafclover: Lyrics from "The Pot" by Tool (Soapbox house of cards and glass)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-17 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
That's what it sounded like to me.

[AM I DRIVING A TANK? IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING? IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?]
the_ex_in_xp: (Large order of...prognosis negative!)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[IS THIS JUST FANTASY

no, it's real

although Ramona is having moments of covering her eyes because OH GOD WHAT IS YOUR DRIVING RECORD]

Watch out for that thing!
420leafclover: Lyrics from "Slightly Stoopid" by Collie Man. (You best not be come 'round here)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-17 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'VE EVER LEGALLY DRIVEN BEFORE?]

You mean that thi— oh shit‼

[tanks don't swerve well, fyi]
the_ex_in_xp: (Life: big wall of reality we crash into)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[No they don't, which is probably why it's a nice slow swerve so we can realize how bad we are at this]

Left! Left! Left!
420leafclover: Lyrics from "Sister Morphine" by The Rolling Stones. (Why does the doctor have no face?)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-17 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
I AM GOING LEFT!

[w-was that a thumping sound...?!]
the_ex_in_xp: (At least your friends know safe words)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
GO LEFT FASTER!

[that was definitely a thump]

Uh did we hit a car? I hope that wasn't the instructor's car...
420leafclover: Lyrics from "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd. (You are only coming through in waves)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-17 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
It didn't FEEL like a car…? Wouldn't a car be. I don't know. Crunchier?
the_ex_in_xp: (Protocol to eat an arrested guy's food?)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, those German cars are clunky. Maybe it was a moped?
420leafclover: Lyrics from "Cigarettes and Alcohol" by Oasis (Is it worth the aggravation)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-17 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure it won't be missed.
the_ex_in_xp: (I'll find a loophole THEN I'll kill you)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Those things practically grow on trees.
420leafclover: Lyrics from "Drugs in My Pocket" by the Monks. (I say it turns you crazy)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-17 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
If they were really concerned about its safety, they would've parked somewhere else.

—Hahahaha, this is so awesome!
the_ex_in_xp: (1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila--COUCH!)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Hard to miss all those tank tracks, right.

Now aren't you glad I dragged you to Prague?!
420leafclover: Lyrics from "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix. (Excuse me while I kiss the sky)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-17 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes. Ramona knows best, and I shouldn't forget it.
the_ex_in_xp: (Life: big wall of reality we crash into)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad I knew the general area of Prague and we haven't killed ourselves yet. Yet.
420leafclover: Lyrics from "Cigarettes and Alcohol" by Oasis (Is it worth the aggravation)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-17 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Pffft we're not gonna die. We're in a tank. What could go wrong?
the_ex_in_xp: (Are you trying to get formidable with me)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
We could crash and somehow flip over, being trapped inside.

That would be pretty impressive though. Flipping a whole tank on your driving skills.
420leafclover: Lyrics from "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane. (Remember what the dormouse said)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-17 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh come on, I'm not that bad. I'm still sober, after all!
the_ex_in_xp: (Xanadu would've rocked as roller derby)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
That's totally why we're doing this first.

--that and the beer hall doesn't open to the public until noon or something.
420leafclover: Lyrics from "A Line Allows Progress, A Circle Does Not" by Bright Eyes. (Break this circle of thoughts you chase)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-17 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Also an excellent point.
the_ex_in_xp: (Badassery carried on the XX chromosome)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
They're sneaky that way. Making tourists drive their destructive weapons then get terribly drunk.
420leafclover: Lyrics from "Snowblind" by Black Sabbath. (My eyes are blind but I can see)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-17 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Don't forget the weed. I need to stop somewhere and pick some up before we have to go back.
the_ex_in_xp: (--convinced salad tongs were his hands)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
You'd probably figure out the dealer areas faster than I would. My black market dealings are going to stay in the shady origins souvenir category.
420leafclover: Lyrics from "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by the Beatles. (Cellophane flowers of yellow and green)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-17 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Fair enough.

I think it's your turn to have a go at the tank now.
the_ex_in_xp: (Jealous of my high score on breathalyzer)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-18 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yay, my turn at driving a weapon of mass destruction.

[unbuckles her seat harness to switch places]
420leafclover: Lyrics from "Junkhead" by Alice in Chains. (Content and fully aware)

[personal profile] 420leafclover 2012-01-20 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[unbuckling and moving over]

Looking forward to it?
the_ex_in_xp: (Got into a fight w/ animatronic Franklin)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-21 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you know, same old same old for me.

[smirking and trying to get the thing started from where Katou turned it around, exaggerating the trucker stance like in her icon]
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