((IC: Belated Vacation antics, whatever I DO WHAT I WANT))

[420leafclover]

[THE SETTING: The Czech Republic, Prague. A teenage stoner and a ninja delivery girl, neither wearing their natural hair colour, pondering tanks]

So you're telling me I get to drive this? You're not just fucking with me?

Comments

[420leafclover]

It didn't FEEL like a car…? Wouldn't a car be. I don't know. Crunchier?

[the_ex_in_xp]

Yeah, those German cars are clunky. Maybe it was a moped?

[420leafclover]

I'm sure it won't be missed.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Yeah. Those things practically grow on trees.

[420leafclover]

If they were really concerned about its safety, they would've parked somewhere else.

—Hahahaha, this is so awesome!

[the_ex_in_xp]

Hard to miss all those tank tracks, right.

Now aren't you glad I dragged you to Prague?!

[420leafclover]

Yes, yes. Ramona knows best, and I shouldn't forget it.

[the_ex_in_xp]

I'm glad I knew the general area of Prague and we haven't killed ourselves yet. Yet.

[420leafclover]

Pffft we're not gonna die. We're in a tank. What could go wrong?

[the_ex_in_xp]

We could crash and somehow flip over, being trapped inside.

That would be pretty impressive though. Flipping a whole tank on your driving skills.

[420leafclover]

Oh come on, I'm not that bad. I'm still sober, after all!

[the_ex_in_xp]

That's totally why we're doing this first.

--that and the beer hall doesn't open to the public until noon or something.

[420leafclover]

Also an excellent point.

[the_ex_in_xp]

They're sneaky that way. Making tourists drive their destructive weapons then get terribly drunk.

[420leafclover]

Don't forget the weed. I need to stop somewhere and pick some up before we have to go back.

[the_ex_in_xp]

You'd probably figure out the dealer areas faster than I would. My black market dealings are going to stay in the shady origins souvenir category.

[420leafclover]

Fair enough.

I think it's your turn to have a go at the tank now.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Yay, my turn at driving a weapon of mass destruction.

[unbuckles her seat harness to switch places]

[420leafclover]

[unbuckling and moving over]

Looking forward to it?

[the_ex_in_xp]

Oh, you know, same old same old for me.

[smirking and trying to get the thing started from where Katou turned it around, exaggerating the trucker stance like in her icon]