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加藤故 (Katou Yue) ([personal profile] 420leafclover) wrote2012-01-16 05:47 pm
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((IC: Belated Vacation antics, whatever I DO WHAT I WANT))

[THE SETTING: The Czech Republic, Prague. A teenage stoner and a ninja delivery girl, neither wearing their natural hair colour, pondering tanks]

So you're telling me I get to drive this? You're not just fucking with me?
the_ex_in_xp: (Are you trying to get formidable with me)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
That's what the brochure said! They even offer certificates so it's, like, legitimate.
the_ex_in_xp: (Drinking game: senior year of college!)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Besides, why else would they be taking us to some run down field, far away from civilization, if they weren't trying to make sure our tank driving awesomeness doesn't crush some historic landmark?

Or rob us while we're out of the way, but fuck that. These guys wouldn't even be first level fodder.
the_ex_in_xp: (Just did a 68 aerial combo on your heart)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it would be a great bonus level trophy to get a tank. But I've checked, these guys are on the up and up.
the_ex_in_xp: (Bang bang my baby shot me down)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
That's a good start. Getting out of the tank in one piece is a good ending.

So you want to go first? We both get turns.
the_ex_in_xp: (Trust me I'm a great human being)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Just leave enough of the tank intact for my turn, okay?
the_ex_in_xp: (Give this year a D for "delightful")

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
At least you're honest about it.

[yes there is training, and hilarious bad translation failures, and Ramona reaffirming how she makes questionable decisions]

So basically it's like playing an XBox but real.
the_ex_in_xp: (Cosplaying Peter & MJ seems ill-advised)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I think you can learn plenty from video games. The point is learning the real stuff too, so just remember what the instructor said about throttle. That was the word for it right?
the_ex_in_xp: (Large order of...prognosis negative!)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[IS THIS JUST FANTASY

no, it's real

although Ramona is having moments of covering her eyes because OH GOD WHAT IS YOUR DRIVING RECORD]

Watch out for that thing!
the_ex_in_xp: (Life: big wall of reality we crash into)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[No they don't, which is probably why it's a nice slow swerve so we can realize how bad we are at this]

Left! Left! Left!
the_ex_in_xp: (At least your friends know safe words)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
GO LEFT FASTER!

[that was definitely a thump]

Uh did we hit a car? I hope that wasn't the instructor's car...
the_ex_in_xp: (Protocol to eat an arrested guy's food?)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, those German cars are clunky. Maybe it was a moped?
the_ex_in_xp: (I'll find a loophole THEN I'll kill you)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Those things practically grow on trees.
the_ex_in_xp: (1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila--COUCH!)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Hard to miss all those tank tracks, right.

Now aren't you glad I dragged you to Prague?!
the_ex_in_xp: (Life: big wall of reality we crash into)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad I knew the general area of Prague and we haven't killed ourselves yet. Yet.
the_ex_in_xp: (Are you trying to get formidable with me)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
We could crash and somehow flip over, being trapped inside.

That would be pretty impressive though. Flipping a whole tank on your driving skills.
the_ex_in_xp: (Xanadu would've rocked as roller derby)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
That's totally why we're doing this first.

--that and the beer hall doesn't open to the public until noon or something.
the_ex_in_xp: (Badassery carried on the XX chromosome)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
They're sneaky that way. Making tourists drive their destructive weapons then get terribly drunk.
the_ex_in_xp: (--convinced salad tongs were his hands)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-17 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
You'd probably figure out the dealer areas faster than I would. My black market dealings are going to stay in the shady origins souvenir category.
the_ex_in_xp: (Jealous of my high score on breathalyzer)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-18 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yay, my turn at driving a weapon of mass destruction.

[unbuckles her seat harness to switch places]
the_ex_in_xp: (Got into a fight w/ animatronic Franklin)

[personal profile] the_ex_in_xp 2012-01-21 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you know, same old same old for me.

[smirking and trying to get the thing started from where Katou turned it around, exaggerating the trucker stance like in her icon]