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Character: Katou Yue
Series: Angel Sanctuary
Character Age: 17 years old

Canon: In the late 1990s, a high school delinquent named Setsuna Mudou only wanted to date his sister. But when you're the reincarnation of Alexiel, an angel exiled from heaven for rebellion, life isn't that easy. There's a war to fight between Heaven and Hell--not to mention, Heaven's messed-up politics to deal with. And then there's attacks to fend off from Alexiel's obsessive twin brother, Rociel, who wants his sister back. Fortunately for Setsuna, he picked up a lot of friends along the way, all willing and eager to join in on the fight.

Katou was just a high school druggie right up until he met up with the wrong dealer and ended up dead soon afterward. But death was just the beginning for Katou, who wound up as Setsuna's guide in the underworld. With a little help from an angel named Uriel, Katou eventually got a new body (made of plants), and joined Setsuna in his fight. Katou is loud, abrasive, sometimes obnoxious, and a bit eccentric. He tries to pretend that he doesn't care about anyone, but it's all put on. He's loyal to a fault and self-sacrificing, going so far as to die for Setsuna several more times before it finally ends up being permanent.

Sample Post:

So! Here it is, a beautiful summer day, and naturally, I'm messing around and having a good time, right? Right?

WRONG!

Instead of doing something that even remotely resembles fun, I'm in a summer camp in the middle of Farmsville, USA. Oh yeah, and I'm getting chased around by the Zombie Children of the Corn. Now, all things considered, you'd think that they wouldn't be interested in me. After all, I'm lacking the normal kind of brains and flesh they usually go after in all those lame B-rated horror flicks on TV at two o'clock in the morning. But nooooo, I just had to get mauled by the only vegetarian horde of zombies ever created. Lucky me. Welcome to "It's a Screwed-Up Afterlife: Katou-Style."

But wait! It gets even better! I finally manage to get rid of the fucking zombies-- "kill" would imply they were still alive to begin with, so let's just say they stumbled into my katana.... several times, right up until they stopped moving. Vegetarian masochists here. And then the very second I'm done with them, I get to deal with the corn. "But Katou," you wonder, "What's so bad about corn?" Funny you should ask! The last time I saw anything like that, there was really this bad porn involved, and-- Okay, you know what? I'm not even gonna go there. And neither should the corn. That's just way beyond even the normal levels of fucked up. I'm never going to look at creamed corn the same way again.

At any rate, let's just say you guys are minus one section of sentient, perverted corn. It was justified self-defense, okay? And it's not like there isn't SEVERAL ACRES MORE around here or anything! OH WAIT.

You know what? Screw this. I'm pretty sure I saw a greenhouse somewhere back there. Let's see if I can't find something there to forget all this crap and start partying like it's 1999.

...Wait a minute. What the hell do you mean it's 2010?!

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